This year Womb For Improvement Incorporated is, like a beardless Richard Branson, expanding our dominance of the home entertainment arena. Moving on from the timeless classics Barren Bingo, Conception Deception, Conceive or Concede and last year’s Quizmas we are now launching our first musical number.
This year we are delighted to announce the release of our new Christmas album – festive enough for your friends and family to enjoy the tunes but also perfect for anyone who is undergoing Frozen Embryo Transfer this winter and wants a few tunes to encourage their embryos to dig in and stay the course.
A mix of classic festive tunes and popular classics to sooth your baby from conception through to defrosting and on to delivery:
- Oh Come All Ye Faithful Into A Little Sample Pot
- Ice Ice Baby
- Baby It’s Cold Outside (So Snuggle Down Into The Womb)
- Cold As Ice
- Frosty The Snow
- The Holly And The Ivy(F)
- Happy Christmas (
War Is OverWard is Open)
- Stay Now
- I Should Be So Lucky
- Driving (The Speculum) Home For Christmas
- All I Want For Christmas Is My Two
- Fairytale of New
- When A Child Is Born
Songs performed by our in-house band Petra Dish and her Snowflakes.
Pre-order your copy now. Like IVF I can’t guarantee delivery, but I’ll be happy to take you money ...
Happy Christmas everyone! Try to over indulge.