Infertiles hear things differently to other people.
They say: "So what's new?"
You hear: "Are you pregnant"
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They say: "You look well!"
You hear: "You are glowing, are you pregnant?"
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They say: "Happy Birthday"
You hear: "You're getting on a bit, isn't it time you have children?"
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They say: "I've got some good news"
You hear: "I'm pregnant"
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They say: "You'll never guess what!"
You hear: "I'm pregnant"
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They say: "I feel a bit sick"
You hear: "I'm pregnant"
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They say: "I'm pregnant"
You hear: "I'm pregnant, and you're not"
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Any other suggestions?
Monday, 8 November 2010
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They say: "I'm tired."
ReplyDeleteYou hear: "I'm pregnant."
They say: "Just water for me, thanks."
You hear: "I'm pregnant."
They say "we are getting married in May"
ReplyDeleteYou hear "we will be pregnant by the time we get back from honeymoon"
They say: "We're going to start trying for a baby!"
ReplyDeleteYou hear: "we'll be pregnant next month!"
They say: "have you tried X, Y & Z?"
ReplyDeleteYou hear: "What's wrong with you? That stuff works for everyone."
they say: Are you planning to have kids soon?
ReplyDeleteyou hear: He married you, sure hope you arent going to leave him childless.
they say: just relax, it'll happen.
ReplyDeleteYou hear: why are you getting so stressed over nothing? Besides, it's your own stupid fault you're not getting pregnant.
Oh, in my office, the subtext is always lots of fun!
ReplyDeletethey say: My son/daughter (fill in the blank)
you hear what they're really saying: Ha ha. Too bad you don't have kids and can't relate.
Fortunately, I was not actually the object of this passive-aggressive assault, but I got to watch it.
lolol! Too true!
ReplyDeleteI love it! I feel like I can morph pretty much anything anyone says these days.... freaking fertiles!
ReplyDeleteThey say: I want to have a baby boy.
ReplyDeleteYou hear: I am pregnant...
They say: I'm very tired, but I like this pregnancy.
You hear: What happened to you? Too strange...
Is it wrong that I laughed?
ReplyDeleteBeing the uber fertile but should not be able to get pregnant biatch that I am?
Very true. Each and every one. Mine was always:
ReplyDeleteThey say: So you stuggled to concieve eh - bummer.
I hear: What do you expect you fat tart?
Classy I know but there you are.
They say: You just don't understand the meaning of the word love until you hold your baby in your arms.
ReplyDeleteYou think: I could hit her over the head and stuff her into my desk drawer. No one would need to know.
Sorry, that's the best I can come up with. This post is hilarious (and so are the comments).
They say: "My kids are little terrors are you sure you want one of these?"
ReplyDeleteYou hear: "My kids are the best thing that ever happened to me and you know it, and although I think I'm trying to make you feel better, I'm really just passive-aggressively trying to make you feel worse."
They say: Parenting is the hardest thing.
ReplyDeleteYou think: No, Bitch, not being a parent is harder!
They say : ooh, you are brave to adopt!
ReplyDeleteYou hear: what kind of weird person are you, that you are so desperate to have children you'll take someone else's?
These are AWESOME!
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