In the past I have adapted books, both real and imaginary, for the infertile reader. This time it is films.
Whilst on holiday (with A LOT of people - sixteen of my nearest and dearest) I challenged them to help me with this post.
This (in no particular order) is what we came up with:
Seedless in Seattle
The Hand that Doesn't Rock The Cradle
Ovary, Where Art Thou?
A Petri Dish Called Wonder
Doctor Syringelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Womb
Attack of the Clomid
Along Came Polycystic
Dirty Dozen Eggs
Poke Yer Hole, Miss*
Sperms Of Endearment
*Updated to Add*
Point Firing Blanks (Honoured to have had one from @mitchbenn)
St-ART Wars: A New Hope, The Endo Strikes Back, Return of the IUI (Hat's off Hairy Farmer Family)
The Rod Warrior (Are You Kidding Me going off on a porno-bent there)
Broke the Bank Mountain (The lovely Adele - I didn't add a couple 'cause I'd already used them in the Books version and I didn't get the film buff one ...)
Much Hooha About Nothing (Circus Princess knows about Hooha)
The Neverending Probing (The Cat Lady has had more than her share of probing)
For Your IUIs Only (The amazing Dr Spouse came up with loads - see the comments for more - and shows that she clearly only watches Bonds).
Clinic Royale (Dr Spouse again)
Doctor Negative (Hmm ... it is a Bond. Who d'ya reckon this was from?)
Of course some work as they are:
There Will Be Blood
And from Adele:
From Here to Eternity
@martinfitz also stuck to 'real' films:
Let the right one in
It happened one night
If you've got any others add them to the comments, or tweet them (hashtag #filmsforinfertiles) and I'll add the best ones (with a credit of course).
* This obviously is in the context of a Doctor and internal sonogram equipment, I had to reign in the group as the films got less infertile focused and more pornographic. I vetoed "Shitty, Shitty, Bang, Bang" (despite the very plausible explanation that if it is a shitty, shitty, bang, bang then they are clearly doing it wrong which could result in infertility).