Its not always like that, one day last week through a mixture of circumstances and sloth, my entire day's calorie intake was made up of (in this order):
- 1 grab-bag packet of Doritos (Cool)
- 1 small bowl of tepid French onion soup (no crutons)
- 1 small packet of lightly salted kettle chips
- 1 double decker
I had two choices, beat myself up for turning my temple of a body into a brothel, or post rationalise. And Ladies, I have found an excellent excuse should my diet turn to shit again.
I present The Pre-Scan Diet.