What To Expect From Your HSG, by Doctor Phil McCavity
Rate Your Fertility Clinic, by Marcus Outovten
Getting The Fertility Treatment You Want, by Doctor Ivan I. Deer
Pregnancy Before The Menopause, by Justin Thyme
Maintaining Your Sanity Throughout Infertility, by Arthur Mynde
Adopting From Abroad, By Helen Back
When Will I Get Pregnant? By Wendy Thymis-Wright
How to Increase Your Sperm Count, by Eugene "Czar" Tootyte
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I know these are piss poor and I almost wasn't going to post them.
But last night I was reading them out to the husband to get his opinion, (mainly head in hands groaning, wondering what he married). By the time I got to the last one, which was originally Eugene R. Tootite, I couldn't even choke out the words I was laughing too much (through shame). For five minutes I was convulsed by the giggles.
So I challenge you, read them aloud to your loved one and see if you can get to the end.
Who said infertility couldn't be fun?
*smirk*....love it. :-)
ReplyDeletelove the last one, clever.
ReplyDeleteThey're hilarious. You nutter. x
ReplyDeleteVery clever! I would like to see some of those titles in my local bookstore!
ReplyDeleteReally Murgdan. or are you just humouring me?
ReplyDeleteCome on Xbox, you know the last one was the most tenous
You on the booze already Cazza?
But do you think they'd sell? Rain Child
Ha ha! call me simple but I love Doctor Ivan I. Deer.
ReplyDeleteBest sellers, for sure!
ReplyDeleteI Know Why You Aren't Getting Pregnant, by Unity Reelacks
ReplyDeleteI Know Why You Still Aren't Getting Pregnant, by Unity Holliday
hahaha love it
ReplyDeleteNow those are books I would buy!! Love it, gave me a chuckle!
ReplyDeletehehe - thanks for making me (us) laugh!
ReplyDeleteFantastic! Even though I don't know anyone with enough knowledge of English to read them to, I read them to myself. Was pissing myself :-)
ReplyDeleteI think that was my favourite too, Simple, I mean, Twangy
ReplyDeleteShall I leave my day job Jem?
I think those books are less for reading and more for battering people round the head with Dr Spouse
Ta Al
That was my aim Nic
Cheers ApluB
You know what the first sign of madness is, don't you Mick?
I'm afraid I lost it completely at 'Drew Peacock'. I'm such a light-weight. Also, mentally, all of fourteen years old.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giggle.
OMG that was hilarious. Beautiful! :)
ReplyDeleteYou are a nut. Thanks for the smiles today!
ReplyDeleteSorry for the latest negative. Hoping your next cycle is the one.
That's hilarious! Thanks for putting smile on my face!
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Thanks... I needed that.
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