- Great Expectations - As ever at the start the cycle I allow a little hope to creep in
- Some Like It Hot - an increase in temperature indicates ovulation, and that I like
- Snatch - Does this translate? Its british slang for ... ahem ... female genetalia
- Free Willy - And where there is a ying, there's a yang
- The Big Sleep - well, it is tiring all this baby making business
- Bride of Frankenstein - lets just say during the next couple of weeks I'm not the easiest spouse
- There Will Be Blood - sorry for making this sound so inevitable
- Brassed Off - that's putting it mildly.
And if that doesn't work we try intra-uterine insemination again next month, and it'll be time to add Weird Science to my rental list!
(The more literary of you might prefer this post.)