You may have noticed I was uncharacteristically brief in my description of the IUI.
That is because I saved the full account for Fertility Authority, pop over for a tale of candy-coloured spunk and a narrow avoidance of a phrase that could have ended my marriage.
(Although they edited my favourite line, I originally wrote: "I splashed out on digital ovulation tests, literally." But maybe that was a little too graphic.)
So that was a week ago today; I test in a week to see if it has worked.
Just one more week.
I'll tell you what, this waiting thing is child's play after the first six months of this year. I can't believe how fast it is going.
Did that sound convincing?