Arsenal vs Villareal
Him, excited: "Oh, oh, oh, can we put it on?" Puppy dog eyes "Please"
Me: "Yeah" (secretly loving the fact he is so well trained that he is asking me permission, and I hold the power to make his dreams come true).
Him, switching over: "Shit, fuck, urgh" (Arsenal are one nil down already).
In the 14 minutes it has been on I've heard:
Oh, fuck off
Balls, balls, fucking balls
Stop writing down everything I say
And he actually wanted to watch this?