Wednesday, 25 March 2009
A New Lexicon: (continued ... kinda)
Initially I wrote my lexicon in tow posts, but for ease I have amalgamated then here. But I didn't want to lose the comments so this is a bit of a non post, just read the comments.
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15 comments:
...love these. I especially love the very last. Zero Tolerance. Yep. I've got that for sure.
You are so clever. I love it.
I've been checking on every day to see these, you really crack me up :)I think I'm going to have to start using so many of them!
Your post for "nomad" was my favorite one! I seriously had a good chuckle over that one!
ICLW
Again, brilliant.
Murgdan, I think we've all got zero tolerance.
Megan, that or I have way too much time on my hands...
Talking of which Serendipity ... ;)
iambrowneyedgirl, cool glad it wasn't wasted.
Xbox, you been out in the sun?
These were great! I am going back to read through A-M right now. You are hilarious!
ICLW
You are f-ing HILARIOUS. I died reading these lists! Thanks so much for sharing. . .I needed a smile today.
:-)
Jo
Errr. sorry creative juices spent.
Maybe "Breasticles" - The tickley feeling you get in your breasts when you think "this is it!" just to discover that "it" was just AF.
... but of course , my favourite one is "wombat"
How brilliant. Soooo funny.
omg. So freaking funny!!! My absolute favorite is "temp"tation. I am so so so guilty of it. Hrm, I had 38 charts to obsess over?
Fell about laughing at 'unisex'.
I totally get the 'veritable' - I just explained it to Mr C and he nodded wisely 'I see..'.
So how about these:
Important
Inability of a male partner to rise to the occasion, at a vital moment e.g. when all the signs are that this is a perfect moment for sex resulting in a pregnancy.
Context: “Last night everything was going really well, I’d done the foreplay and everything then the husband decided he was too important to actually do the deed.”
Self-important
Inability of a male to rise to the occasion when he is required to produce a sperm sample in a clinical environment.
Context: “He was in there but apparently the chatter of the nurses in the next room and the low-grade pornography on offer made him all self-important and he wouldn’t produce anything”.
G x
Love them! My fave was: Overbite
The sharp pain that a few (about 1 in 5) women feel when their ovaries pop out an egg.
Context: “Oh, sorry I can’t come out tonight after all, I’ve just had an overbite so I’ve got to go home and lie down for 15 minutes … with the husband.” I did that, well except I replace "laying down" with kicking the crap out of". Does that still count?
*ICLW*
Thanks Stacie, I aim to please!
Cheers Jo, glad it helped - although 'died' oh dear!
corymbia, Breasticals is just on the cusp of being a real word - but fuck it, it is Friday, its in. I did think of you when I wrote wombat.
Parenthood For Me, (and me too?) Ta.
Cheers Nancy, temptation was a new one I suddenly thought of yesterday - glad it was worth it.
Hello May only it isn't so funny when it happens to ones friends ...
Gi Gi these are perfect. They are in - thanks for doing this when I know how busy you are -appreciate it.
Beautiful Mess, He's your husband if kicking the crap works for you it works for me. (Not that I am one to endorse domestic violence of course).
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